U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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