So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
i think im in europe. pls send help
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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