Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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