: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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