...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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