I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
