Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
how can u be prego again
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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