Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My feet surprised me
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
