Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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