We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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