wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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