Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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