Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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