I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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