you win again, gameday.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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