Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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