We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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