Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club

(301): View more from Maryland

Dude it was a lap dance

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(903): View more from Texas

I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!

(1-903): View more from Texas

What does that even mean?

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(940): View more from Texas

She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in

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(201): View more from New Jersey

all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him

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