i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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