are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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