Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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