Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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