Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
