You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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