Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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