my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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