Duck Duck Cougar?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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