this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
