I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I smell like Dick and happiness
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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