We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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