the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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