At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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