Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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