I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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