Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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