My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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