so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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