we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He felt like a one man threesome
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Is Oprah even human
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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