So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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