when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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