I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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