he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
