living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
im calling her cock vulture from now on
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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