Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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