"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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