i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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