Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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