I cockslap morals
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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