doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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