Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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