That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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